T-Shirts you wish you could wear to work

Following on from Shut's thread, what slogan would you wear ona t-shirt for work.

me?

"i'm surrounded by idiots"

"just because i don't care doesn't mean i don't understand"

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'Fuck off and leave me alone!'

'The toilets are on level 2 - don't ask me again!'

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"I sell drugs to kids"

I work in a school, so i reckon it might raise some eyebrows.

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fuck this place, there's more to life

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'If you can't make it upstairs, please don't shit/piss on the floor'

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That one would be good on the back of T-Shirt as you're leaving work early...

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I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter


I'm already visualising the duck tape over your mouth


too many freaks not enough ciruses


i'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice

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" Fuck you! you're Irish" worn on St Patricks Day.

" Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide the bodies " worn to the occasional weekly commissioning meeting.

" One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity! " worn while working in the middle east.

:o)

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My friend has got one that says "I don't want to be here". She actually wears it to work too! :-D

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"My last job was a school caretaker"

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