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Re: having the snip

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By alpine-star, Tue 5 Feb 2008 at 8:17pm 
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No, the snip is where your tube from your B***ocks is SNIPPED and you can't have kids anymore, sorry to be so blunt.

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Re: having the snip

By alpine-star, Tue 5 Feb 2008 at 8:21pm 
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You could always do what the farmer does to his young rams (store lambs) They put an elastic band round your B***ocks and wait till they drop off (though I wouldn't suggest this course of action myself) but if you do have a bottle of brandy 1st.



Prince Valium is a better option :-)

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By Claudio, Tue 5 Feb 2008 at 8:21pm 
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Ben wrote:

treboreuk wrote:

our son is 15 and will soon be off to uni, so me and my wife can start living again



I hope that is tongue in cheek? - what an awful attitude to have towards you son, and the inconvenience he plays in your lives.



* Wonders whether Ben is having second thoughts about moving back "home" *

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By Ben, Tue 5 Feb 2008 at 8:25pm 
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Claudio wrote:



* Wonders whether Ben is having second thoughts about moving back "home" *



These are not second thoughts, these are squidoople thoughts about coming back!

Get me out of here - I am detecting that meddling in the job hunt process is on the cards, if not already underway.... Hmmmmmmm..... *get me out of here*

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