Batman maybe. I don't even know who Iron man is. Is his superpower that he's just made out of iron or something? How boring.
No, he's just an ordinary, run of the mill multi billionaire play boy who's made an iron suit with all sorts of wicked weapons and shiny bits! Ice Man, on the other hand, IS made out of ice and IS boring!
Batman maybe. I don't even know who Iron man is. Is his superpower that he's just made out of iron or something? How boring.
No, he's just an ordinary, run of the mill multi billionaire play boy who's made an iron suit with all sorts of wicked weapons and shiny bits! Ice Man, on the other hand, IS made out of ice and IS boring!
I was about to launch in with the "Chris hates everything" rant but then remembered that Roland Emmerich and Wolfgang Petersen have rarely managed to keep a film coherent once you've seen the flashy effects (for the latter, the exception being In The Line Of Fire).
If the certificate's low then it's aimed at the Easter holiday kiddies' crowd, and I'm sure it'll clean up. At least the animals don't talk...
