BEIJING — Known among schoolmates for his spirited antics and ability to make light of almost any situation, classroom jokester Wei Xiang, 11, was put to death by the Chinese government for drawing a mustache on an image of Education Minister Zhou Ji in one of his textbooks, sources reported Monday.

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Tough but fair!

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I wonder who actually makes up this stuff.

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Before all the nutters get on their high horses please feel free to look at thier other stories.

Will you might want to draw your news stories from places that actually have news.

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the onion FTW

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People know The Onion is satirical no?

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never heard of The Onion

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What does FTW mean?
I googled it and it say its for the win but what does that mean?

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The Onion is great. Long live The Onion.

Personally I like Sniff Petrol:

MOSLEY EXPOSED!
Sniff, Friday, April 4th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Posted in News

Formula 1 racing boss Max Mosley is in hot water this week as Sniff Petrol has exclusively obtained video footage showing the motorsport supremo engaged in SICK activities including pretending to be IN CHARGE of the FIA.

During the 15 YEAR session captured on tape by our spies, Mosley insists on being referred to as THE PRESIDENT and makes those around him follow STRICT RULES, which he then repeatedly changes.

Amongst the DEPRAVED acts caught on camera, our footage shows the F1 figurehead wantonly PUNISHING McLaren for MONEY. He later SPANKS Renault and, in scenes of unbelievable hypocricy, then KISSES THE ARSE of Ferrari.

The disgraceful footage also shows Mosley, 67, TORTURING Formula 1 fans by introducing HARD to understand development freeze rules and TWEAKS to qualifying.

In some scenes the grey haired racing ring master is even shown HANGING OUT with a DWARF, although this later turned out to be Bernard Ecclestone.

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