I used to be alright at it but I prob don't get excited about the g/f as much seeing as we been together so long, hence I can't be bothered. She likes all the massaging stuff etc. but I just like to stick it in and wiggle it around a bit.

I'm totally crap in bed.

I used to be alright at it but I prob don't get excited about the g/f as much seeing as we been together so long, hence I can't be bothered. She likes all the massaging stuff etc. but I just like to stick it in and wiggle it around a bit.

I could be good if I tried though.

when we were first courting, .

I love how you say 'courting'. I didn't realise you met Missus Pip in the 1940s!

i couldn't think how to put it.

'when me and the missus first started shagging...'

What the hell? :-) Congolese