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By Phoenix, Fri 23 May at 2:54pm 
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*reports Dan to RSPCA*

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter?

By ArthurP, Fri 23 May at 2:55pm 
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Dan wrote:


I have issues anyway when people use the word 'cute' in an attractive context. Cute is like something you call a puppy, so when you call people cute, you're really saying that you want to take them home and feed them, take them for walks and let them sleep in your bed, but not doing anything, because having any sexual relationship with a dog is wrong. Even though you saw this one video on beasttube.com, that kind of turned you on a bit, and you slyly checked with your friend whether it turned them on a bit, but they said it was sick, so you said it was sick, too, but you really didn't think it was sick, you wished that you were that girl getting licked by that bulldog, so now you just don't know what to think.

That's what your really saying when you call someone cute.



weird

is that like when people say "f**k off Dan, you piss-wizard" they really mean "You're really cool, Dan!" ?

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter?

By Dan Miskzuecf, Fri 23 May at 2:56pm 
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Yeah, I get called cool a lot by my mum. But then I saw this video on incesttube.com, and I don't know what to think.

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter?

By deleted4, Fri 23 May at 2:59pm 
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Dan wrote:

Yeah, I get called cool a lot by my mum. But then I saw this video on incesttube.com, and I don't know what to think.



What or how?

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter? UPDATE

By jock19, Tue 27 May at 9:01am 
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So I emailed her as I thought it was someone from work winding me up - nope!

Its obviously someone wanting me to sign up to some p orn site. She sent me a long email back with general chit chat and invited me to a party this weekend with her pals (since she isn't sure where she lives that may be difficult). She also sent a link to her web page. Which had topless photos on! With a link to an 18+ photos.

I thought about emailing back for comedy value.

Lo and behold she emailed my flatmate on bebo this morning with a similar message but a different email address.

I think it is love.

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter? UPDATE

By deleted4, Tue 27 May at 9:19am 
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Wow I was right... there is another surprise.

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter? UPDATE

By jock19, Tue 27 May at 9:30am 
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Barcode wrote:

Wow I was right... there is another surprise.



I can't believe she is cheating on me. I'm crushed.

I am going to set up a sting operation with my flatmate. We are going to arrange to meet her for a drink at the same time and place then spring out rat trap. If that means going to Texas, so be it.

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter? UPDATE

By Wes, Tue 27 May at 11:06am 
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PMSL @ Dan. hilarious.

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter? UPDATE

By Phoenix, Tue 27 May at 12:59pm 
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Poor Jock - you don't seem to have good luck at the moment, do you?

Wes, is Dan your past self time travelling into the present?

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Re: Have I uncovered yet another nutter? UPDATE

By Wes, Tue 27 May at 2:21pm 
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Phoenix wrote:



Wes, is Dan your past self time travelling into the present?



I think so. He's awesome.

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