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Talk / Sex / Banter / Worst movie sex scenes ever

By DrPetra, Wed 18 Jun at 11:50am 
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The worst sex scenes ever have been revealed by website Lifewise. Crimes against cinema included in the list are Swept Away, Gigli and of course Showgirls.

Do you agree with the list? Or are there worse sex cinema offenders out there?

What are your favourite mainstream movie sex scenes?

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Re: Worst movie sex scenes ever

By Apple, Wed 18 Jun at 5:16pm 
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Gawd, Showgirls is so bad.

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By Chris Laverty, Thu 19 Jun at 12:08pm 
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The Brown Bunny was essentially porn. The Specialist on the other hand was so stupidly funny they could play it in schools.

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By billprice, Thu 19 Jun at 12:09pm 
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Chris wrote:

The Brown Bunny was essentially porn. .



was it?

brought it and fast forwarded it at places and still missed the bad bits

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By Chris Laverty, Thu 19 Jun at 12:13pm 
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Let's just say Chloe Sevigny is not a lady you'd want to bring home to meet the folks. Forget having dinner, she'd already have her mouth full.

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By Science Boy, Thu 19 Jun at 12:16pm 
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Sex scenes are just filler in a movie unless it is relevant in a love story.
I personally think they are a waste of time and gratutious in any other context.

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Re: Worst movie sex scenes ever

By ArthurP, Thu 19 Jun at 12:16pm 
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not strictly a sex scene and I wish I could remember the name but it was an early 80's horror/posession thing in which this chap was enjoying some 'self love' afore he went a-murdering.

his enjoyment was extraordinarily over the top and left me wondering for months what I was doing wrong

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