Its only a joke!


A Somalian arrives in Dublin as a new immigrant to Ireland
He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you
Mr Irishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care and free education!'

The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'

The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. “Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Ireland !'
This person says, 'I no Irish, me Polish.'

He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you
for the wonderful things in Ireland !'
This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India , I am not Irish!'

Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you Irish?'

She says,” No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Irish people?'

The African lady checks her watch and says ...

' Probably at work!! '

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*tuts*

Let me guess, you have lots of Pakistani, Indian, African and Polish friends ;)

OK i did laugh....

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No. All my buddies are from countries ending in (ia). Slovaks, Latvians etc ;-)

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