So there you go guys. When a woman says she don't pee on the floor, just smile and nod your head safe in the knowledge that oh yes they do, and that they also bleed on the seats!
I don't see how a woman can pee on the floor. She pees sitting down! I bet it was a little boy with his mum who peed on the floor!
Women, please flush the chain AFTER you've wiped your wizards sleeve, leaving a clean and empty bowl, not BEFORE, then fill the toilet with TP!
The worst is having to clean "time of the month" blood from the toilet seats, and strangely enough, women actually do manage to pee on the floor too, I've noticed.
Bold - Ha ha! Haven't heard that since I was a teenager.
Italic - Yuck.
Seriously - get a new job! What happened to you delivering pizzas?
So there you go guys. When a woman says she don't pee on the floor, just smile and nod your head safe in the knowledge that oh yes they do, and that they also bleed on the seats!
I don't see how a woman can pee on the floor. She pees sitting down! I bet it was a little boy with his mum who peed on the floor!
Women, hover I believe though! So maybe she is a bit here and there when trying to do it.
Women, hover I believe though! So maybe she is a bit here and there when trying to do it.
Yeah, my mum used to tell me to hover in public toilets, because of diseases you can get from toilet seats!
lol, funnily enough I was out with a mate the other week and we were drunk and somehow got on to this conversation when we came home, she gave me demos and everything. lol
