I was in the sauna the other week and a guy was greeting an old female friend he hadn't seen for a while (apologies if you've heard this one before)

He: So what have you been doing
She: I've been at college and Uni - I'm just about to graduate with a degree in acting
He: You'll be a thespian then
She: What's a thespian?

Exchange of disbelieving glances from sauna users

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Did Claudio not post this weeks ago? Or was it you?

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It was me - hence the bit in brackets above !

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My dates have to be totally blind.

They'd run a mile or further, otherwise!

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why so negative?

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