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By STE, Fri 11 Jul at 12:16pm 
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I hate the fact my girl friend knows me and what I thinking and what I am going to do. It's like she can read me like a book. It's taken her a while but she know me too well now. It's annoying!

She can tell when I am lying, when I am purposely trying to worm my way out of situations, she see's through my excuses! She massages my ego when she wants something, she gives me BJ's and then asks if we can do something in 4 weeks time, I forget, but she remembers word for word what I said! I don't like the fact she can almost read my mind!

Women are evil!!

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By Science Boy, Fri 11 Jul at 12:24pm 
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Aye.

My missus hit me in her sleep last night.
She sat up, whacked me and she was completely comatose.

I told her this morning and she thinks its hilarious.

Evil I tell ya.

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By JustThe5, Fri 11 Jul at 12:27pm 
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Gahoo wrote:

She massages my ego when she wants something, she gives me BJ's and then asks if we can do something in 4 weeks time, I forget, but she remembers word for word what I said! I don't like the fact she can almost read my mind!




Not different to other women.

In the same way, we say/do nice things to them to get something in return.

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By ProPlus, Fri 11 Jul at 12:29pm 
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JustThe5 wrote:

Gahoo wrote:

She massages my ego when she wants something, she gives me BJ's and then asks if we can do something in 4 weeks time, I forget, but she remembers word for word what I said! I don't like the fact she can almost read my mind!




Not different to other women.

In the same way, we say/do nice things to them to get something in return.



That's true but I usually forget what I've said! She never does though!

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By Phoenix, Fri 11 Jul at 12:34pm 
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ProPlus wrote:



That's true but I usually forget what I've said! She never does though!



Women forgive but never forget, men forget but never forgive - true or false?

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By will, Fri 11 Jul at 12:35pm 
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Gahoo wrote:

I hate the fact my girl friend knows me and what I thinking and what I am going to do. It's like she can read me like a book. It's taken her a while but she know me too well now. It's annoying!


Women have always been able to do this :-)

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By ProPlus, Fri 11 Jul at 12:37pm 
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Phoenix wrote:

ProPlus wrote:



That's true but I usually forget what I've said! She never does though!



Women forgive but never forget, men forget but never forgive - true or false?



No! She neither forgets or forgives (unless I spend obscene amounts of money on a present!) and I always forgive AND forget!

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By PJ, Fri 11 Jul at 12:43pm 
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will wrote:

Gahoo wrote:

I hate the fact my girl friend knows me and what I thinking and what I am going to do. It's like she can read me like a book. It's taken her a while but she know me too well now. It's annoying!


Women have always been able to do this :-)



The Bible lied when it said Eve was created from Adam's rib.

We were built around a mind reading, lie detecting probe, but for this special power had to forgo some "logic" and "parking" skills.

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By Science Boy, Fri 11 Jul at 12:55pm 
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PJ wrote:

will wrote:

Gahoo wrote:

I hate the fact my girl friend knows me and what I thinking and what I am going to do. It's like she can read me like a book. It's taken her a while but she know me too well now. It's annoying!


Women have always been able to do this :-)



The Bible lied when it said Eve was created from Adam's rib.

We were built around a mind reading, lie detecting probe, but for this special power had to forgo some "logic" and "parking" skills.



LOL

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Re: Women getting too clever by half!

By will, Fri 11 Jul at 1:22pm 
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PJ wrote:

will wrote:

Gahoo wrote:

I hate the fact my girl friend knows me and what I thinking and what I am going to do. It's like she can read me like a book. It's taken her a while but she know me too well now. It's annoying!


Women have always been able to do this :-)



The Bible lied when it said Eve was created from Adam's rib.

We were built around a mind reading, lie detecting probe, but for this special power had to forgo some "logic" and "parking" skills.


Classic!

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