I am going to start swimming again next week, AP. Apparently work will pay for me to do the NPLQ (national pool lifeguard qualification) even though I have absolutely naff all to do with the pool.

I used to be able to do the 400m swim test in just over 6 minutes, but I imagine it would be closer to 10 now!

I have already helped myself to 3 pairs of the goggles in lost property, all I need now is my Borat thong and I am ready to roll....

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several pairs of those are probably mine !
the goggles that is, not the thong ...

I'm sure you'll soon get back into the swing of it

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Hopefully. Swimming is all about technique and I have developed lots of bad habits thanks to surfing - paddling on a board is a lot different to paddling yourself!

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I'm doing 200m or so regularly now in and and around 5 minutes which is reasonable I think.
I'm not going to Michael Phelps ... but then again he sho is ugleeee.

but this morning when I in the changing rooms I tipped the clothes out of my bag and guess what landed on the floor ... a pair of little white lacy undies belonging to my darling wife.

never have I moved so fast ...

I assume they were lying with my tighty whities in the ironing pile and I just lifted both pairs

*cough* by accident *cough*

anyway, they don't half cut into the tops of my legs ...

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:-)

sweet!

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LOL!

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Art, does the lace leave a funny bubble trail in the water?

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A likely story !

Are you sure they weren't left over from last weekend's visit to see Liquidfit's favourite cross dresser ?

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I was going to say actually wearing them in the pool would be way too weird ... but I have to admit to being strangely turned on at the thought ...

:D

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he has a favourite ?

how many does he actually know ?

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