A £1,000 reward has been offered to bring a serial cat killer to justice.

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Shame... I thought this was more likely to be accidental as cats were sipping the rather tasty stuff that had been added to ornamental ponds.


Does anyone remember that scene in The Shield where 'Dutch' strangles a cat?

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Cats are evil. People should be given £1000 rewards for being cat serial killers.

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"Research in psychology and criminology shows that people who commit acts of cruelty to animals often go on to commit violent acts against their fellow humans.

They mentioned that in an episode on TV of some crime show so it must be true.

What a disturbed individual :-/

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Yeah I thought everyone knew that serial killers start on cats and dogs etc!

I know quite a bit about serial killers. I'm weird like that.

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Why is it you don't have a boyfriend?

*alerts scotland yard to the possible presence of many bodies at PGE's house.

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If that means Rav Wilding will come over and take down my particulars, I might even kill you and hide you in my boiler cupboard.

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oh god, and to think we let her into our own home!

*practices emotional breakdown for when he gets interviewed on tv

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You've not found any incriminating/disturbing evidence yet then? That's a relief.

*obviously cleaned well*

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*second thoughts

if you want to come around and clean again you're more than welcome to.. we have a brand new unused mop and bucket and everything!

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