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you have to trek around the more expensive parts of london, seeking willy wonka type of clues, as to where this fantastic event will take place

to collect the clues, you have to speak in code at seven different places that will secure you a token:

I need a pipe tobacco that will last a hundred yard sprint.

I'm looking for a bowler hat that will offer protection from flying saucers.

Which of your brogues would allow for the swiftest getaway from a furious lady?

Could I have my moustache trimmed in the Leslie Phillips style, please?

I'm looking for a raincoat that will withstand several hundred spilt martinis.

Is the memory man available? I've forgotten where I left my umbrella.

My aunt has suggested I invest in a pair of velvet jodhpurs. Can you help her?