You gotta be kidding?
The worlds fattest pets? (CH4)
The car is my lover? (CH5)

Seriously, where do they find these people!
Even the eurovision was a farce! Perhaps it is partly accurate...the vision of europe is to just make sure you butter up the people that are supplying the oil and gas.

And to think my new PVR has just exasperated the situation as I now have lots more channels of toot.

Whinge over.