The ones where I work are much cleaner than the womens.

What is it with women and having to tear off little bits of toilet paper and scattering them allover the floor?! Leaving makeup stains in the sink, on the walls etc.

Women, please flush the chain AFTER you've wiped your wizards sleeve, leaving a clean and empty bowl, not BEFORE, then fill the toilet with TP!

The worst is having to clean "time of the month" blood from the toilet seats, and strangely enough, women actually do manage to pee on the floor too, I've noticed.

So there you go guys. When a woman says she don't pee on the floor, just smile and nod your head safe in the knowledge that oh yes they do, and that they also bleed on the seats!

(PS they pebble dash them too)