Cyberdyne wrote:
Women, please flush the chain AFTER you've wiped your wizards sleeve, leaving a clean and empty bowl, not BEFORE, then fill the toilet with TP!
The worst is having to clean "time of the month" blood from the toilet seats, and strangely enough, women actually do manage to pee on the floor too, I've noticed.
Bold - Ha ha! Haven't heard that since I was a teenager.
Italic - Yuck.
Seriously - get a new job! What happened to you delivering pizzas?
