Wes wrote:

PGE wrote:

Yeah I thought everyone knew that serial killers start on cats and dogs etc!

I know quite a bit about serial killers. I'm weird like that.



Why is it you don't have a boyfriend?

*alerts scotland yard to the possible presence of many bodies at PGE's house.



oh god, and to think we let her into our own home!

*practices emotional breakdown for when he gets interviewed on tv