A Derbyshire village was sealed off and the bomb squad called in to explode a buzzing parcel - which turned out to be a sex toy. Any thoughts?
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next week ...
Mrs Johnson calls round to the vicarage just as the Reverend Thompson's trousers fall down and he trips and spills red wine down the front of her blouse
laughter and 'mayhem' ensue ...
probably
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I didn't know these things came with batteries included??? Or was it second hand off e-bay - eeeewwwwwwwww!!
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