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By Mansized, Sat 17 Nov 2007 at 9:24am 
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Back to the Future director Robert Zemeckis serves up a naked Angelina Jolie and more. Click for our verdict, the trailer and tell us what you think.

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By ArthurP, Sat 17 Nov 2007 at 11:22am 
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ok ... maybe I will go see it.
was worried the effect was going to be similar to the Polar Express (I didn't mind it so much then as it was definitely for kids and they don't care what the animation is like).


not taking the boys though

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By KT, Mon 19 Nov 2007 at 10:53am 
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5 stars!!

The trouble Chris also gave 5 stars to death proof and 4 stars to knocked up!!!

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By Wes, Mon 19 Nov 2007 at 10:59am 
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Knocked up is hilarious

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By Chris Laverty, Mon 19 Nov 2007 at 11:15am 
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I stand by my star ratings. The only time I’ve possibly been overly generous was with Elizabeth: The Golden Age. That film was agony.

Beowulf is, strictly speaking, for teens - but it is superb fun. Like an old Sinbad movie with pixels instead of Plasticine.

Edited Mon 19 Nov 2007 at 11:33am

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By FATBOY, Mon 19 Nov 2007 at 11:29am 
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Sounds good, anyone free to babysit on friday?

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By BFG, Mon 19 Nov 2007 at 10:25pm 
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You gotta go see it and it has to be in 3D.

What an awesome film totally groundbreaking I think CGI can often be poorly delivered but this is a lightspeed leep ahead of the rest. The opening scene is a little to comicky/cgi but once it gets past that into the real characters its a totally awesome captivating film.

Its been slated for some of the accents and Im still giggling over the way Ray Winston says the word monnnsters but it was great and added variety to the characters. Angelina Jolie was fantastic in it ,a total temptress only fault on her part was it was too close to her role in Alexander. But still she delivered the ultimate sultry captivating temptress that even a gay man couldnt help fall for!

But it has to be seen in 3d its mind blowing, and really draws you in even if you do look a right tit in the glasses! But thankfully so does everyone

Id give it a 4 out of 5

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By Bongo, Fri 23 Nov 2007 at 3:48pm 
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What a load of weird crap!!!

Saw it last night. 10 minutes in I said "what the hell are we watching?", 2 minutes later two people walked out, and by the end of the film Mr B was dozing....

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By PGE, Fri 23 Nov 2007 at 3:56pm 
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Bongo wrote:

What a load of weird crap!!!

Saw it last night. 10 minutes in I said "what the hell are we watching?", 2 minutes later two people walked out, and by the end of the film Mr B was dozing....



I saw an ad for it when I was at the IMAX watching Transformers. I thought, all the amazing CGI stuff they can do, yet they still can't seem to make their lip movements work with the soundtrack. Or even look real!

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By Wes, Fri 23 Nov 2007 at 4:19pm 
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Bongo wrote:

Mr B was dozing....



What a lucky so and so he is.

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