Cannonball!

No really, I'm not allowed to tell real people yet, but I'm too excited so I'm telling all you imaginary folk.

I'm going to be a Daddy again. My lovely lady is about 7 weeks gone, so I've got to keep quiet to the real people for another few weeks, but if I don't tell someone I'm going to burst.

I'm a bit nervous, but I think I'm a good Dad so thats fine. Thanks to McJimmie, I've got the skills to stay in my current job and do my part time work and not die of stress, so money should be fine. It's just...well...I'm a bit of a nob.....and really childish. I'm going to have to grow up a little bit more. Two kids at the age of 27, what a chav I am. Anyone got any burberry?

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dude!

congratulations and welcome back!

was this the price you had to pay will?

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Yes, I had to give him my first born as a slave, so I decided to make a second one.

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Congratulations Wes


........but I had nothing to do with it !

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Hi Mate

well done and hopefully it will all go ok!

and now that my sperm worked, can I have my cheque now please?

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congratulations dude

how old are they before you get them deadlifting? ;)

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As long as you can prove it wasn't from your horse

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from his horse... neigh lad, he drinks the sperm from his horse. that's what makes his hair blonder...

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congrats matey.
2 kids at 27 isn't chavvy.
i hope everytihng goes well.

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Cheers mate. It's early days so just in case the worst happens you're not supposed to tell anyone. Screw that.

Had some terrible news from a close friend last week about his unborn baby, so I think thats put my Mrs off telling everyone until we know we're safe. Fingers crossed anyway.

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