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By Dan Miskzuecf, Thu 5 Jun at 6:16pm 
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Wes wrote:

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idlike to see that wes lmao



It's really funny. He challenges him to touch him, because when he harnesses his Chi, apparantly no-one can touch him, and this guy just charges at him, tackles him and arm bars him.

I have no problem with people practising martial arts, it's when they sell people classes saying 'Yellow lotus will protect you in street fights'. It doesn't. People should practise a form martial art for what it is. Not expect it to save them in a real life situation.



That's my take on martial arts, Wes. There is no doubt it will teach you techinque, but in a street fight you need to know how to punch, kick and grapple, and you also need a whole lot of bottle.



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By deleted4, Thu 5 Jun at 6:25pm 
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Dan wrote:

Wes wrote:

johndixon70 wrote:



idlike to see that wes lmao



It's really funny. He challenges him to touch him, because when he harnesses his Chi, apparantly no-one can touch him, and this guy just charges at him, tackles him and arm bars him.

I have no problem with people practising martial arts, it's when they sell people classes saying 'Yellow lotus will protect you in street fights'. It doesn't. People should practise a form martial art for what it is. Not expect it to save them in a real life situation.



That's my take on martial arts, Wes. There is no doubt it will teach you techinque, but in a street fight you need to know how to punch, kick and grapple, and you also need a whole lot of bottle.





Unfortunately these days with all the knives around the ability to just avoid it altogether is easily the best skill to have.

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By Wes, Fri 6 Jun at 1:01pm 
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Unfortunately these days with all the knives around the ability to just avoid it altogether is easily the best skill to have.



Very true mate. If i was one on one with some nob 'ed though and had no chance to run eg my family were with me, Muay Thai and BJJ would be all you would need to destroy someone quickly. Clinch/takedown, mount and either punch and elbow him til his face is a bloody pulp or break his arm/s. If they were in my house, I have a large bladed implement and a cosh under my bed. I would just hit them in the head until their skull collapses. My own martial art would be called fookemup jitsu. Basically you get a big stick and hit people over the head until they die.

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By Wes, Sat 7 Jun at 6:28pm 
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Haha. Eat fist magical mystical kung fu man

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By Wes, Sat 7 Jun at 6:32pm 
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A little lesson in fighting

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By Wes, Sat 7 Jun at 6:34pm 
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Knowing Karate doesn't mean you know how to fight

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By Wes, Sat 7 Jun at 6:36pm 
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Read the description of the video.

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By Noffles, Sat 7 Jun at 6:40pm 
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Fookemup Jitsu.... haha.... You know Wes we have a very similar sense of humour... I liked your answer to the lunch that was prepared by your missus that I said was for soft lads which you replied was actually a raw steak... funny... but in a way I would find it funnier!

Ans shurrup this isn't a gay thing either...!

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By Dan Miskzuecf, Sat 7 Jun at 6:44pm 
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Wes wrote:

Barcode wrote:



Unfortunately these days with all the knives around the ability to just avoid it altogether is easily the best skill to have.



Very true mate. If i was one on one with some nob 'ed though and had no chance to run eg my family were with me, Muay Thai and BJJ would be all you would need to destroy someone quickly. Clinch/takedown, mount and either punch and elbow him til his face is a bloody pulp or break his arm/s. If they were in my house, I have a large bladed implement and a cosh under my bed. I would just hit them in the head until their skull collapses. My own martial art would be called fookemup jitsu. Basically you get a big stick and hit people over the head until they die.



You have a cosh under your bed...you are my God.

I used to carry around a plastic corkscrew/bottle opener I got from work around with me.

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Re: Please explain this youtube clip

By Noffles, Sat 7 Jun at 6:45pm 
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Dan wrote:

Wes wrote:

Barcode wrote:



Unfortunately these days with all the knives around the ability to just avoid it altogether is easily the best skill to have.



Very true mate. If i was one on one with some nob 'ed though and had no chance to run eg my family were with me, Muay Thai and BJJ would be all you would need to destroy someone quickly. Clinch/takedown, mount and either punch and elbow him til his face is a bloody pulp or break his arm/s. If they were in my house, I have a large bladed implement and a cosh under my bed. I would just hit them in the head until their skull collapses. My own martial art would be called fookemup jitsu. Basically you get a big stick and hit people over the head until they die.



You have a cosh under your bed...you are my God.

I used to carry around a plastic corkscrew/bottle opener I got from work around with me.



You were hoping they would turn up with wine...?

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