Fookemup Jitsu.... haha.... You know Wes we have a very similar sense of humour... I liked your answer to the lunch that was prepared by your missus that I said was for soft lads which you replied was actually a raw steak... funny... but in a way I would find it funnier!
I used to carry around a plastic corkscrew/bottle opener I got from work around with me.
Nothing to what a friend of mine used to have under his bed. A samurai sword....with a pen knife attached. hahaha. He gaffa taped a pen knife to the sheath for the sword.
i keep a machete and an electric tennis racket type thing by my bed.
If you are ready prepared for an attack, you may lead yourself open to prosecution as you may have 'planned' it. You shouldn't keep offensive weapons lying around.
My mother kept a statue of the Infant Jesus of Prague in her room. If she had hit anybody with that the wall would have looked like a Jackson Pollock.
I could be wrong, but I'm fairly certain she practised her swing with it. One day the head dropped off it. I asked how that happened and she did that innocent old lady bit and said "I was just... sort of... moving it!"
Fookemup Jitsu.... haha.... You know Wes we have a very similar sense of humour... I liked your answer to the lunch that was prepared by your missus that I said was for soft lads which you replied was actually a raw steak... funny... but in a way I would find it funnier!
