paddy and murphy are in the pub, paddy says "i'm going on holiday on friday murph, do you want me to bring some fags back". murphy says "yea tanks mate, get me 200 benson", 2 weeks pass and paddy sees murph and says "i've got ya fags murph you owe me £74.50" murphy says "£74.50, fuck me pad where'd ya go on holiday?. paddy replies "butlins"
Ha ha! I like it.... reminds me of one of my favourite jokes (bear with me it's a long one)
Paddy was in the bar, it was St Patricks day and also his birthday and he says to the barman "Mick! anover pint o'' Guinesh an' a whishkey chasher" the barman says "sorry Paddy, I think you've had enough" Paddy says " I shuppose yer rite, I'll go home then" and slides off his barstool..... upon which he hits the floor and thinks "bugga" and proceeds to pull himself up on the barstool and head for the door.... and promptly falls flat on his face again. He thinks "I jusht need some fresh air!" and crawls to the door and hefts himself up on the door handles, swings them open, gulps fresh air into his lungs... and falls down again. As he only lives a few doors away he crawls to the front door, hauls himself up on the door frame, finally gets his key in the lock... the door swings open and he falls flat on his face again..... he thinks "feck this" and proceeds to crawl upstairs and into bed. The next morning his missus wakes him up with a cuppa and says "were you drunk last night Paddy" and he says "jaysus Mary I'm sorry love, did I make a terrible racket when I came home?" To which she replied "no, Mick phoned... you left yer wheelchair in the pub again!"
Ha ha! I like it.... reminds me of one of my favourite jokes (bear with me it's a long one)
Paddy was in the bar, it was St Patricks day and also his birthday and he says to the barman "Mick! anover pint o'' Guinesh an' a whishkey chasher" the barman says "sorry Paddy, I think you've had enough" Paddy says " I shuppose yer rite, I'll go home then" and slides off his barstool..... upon which he hits the floor and thinks "bugga" and proceeds to pull himself up on the barstool and head for the door.... and promptly falls flat on his face again. He thinks "I jusht need some fresh air!" and crawls to the door and hefts himself up on the door handles, swings them open, gulps fresh air into his lungs... and falls down again. As he only lives a few doors away he crawls to the front door, hauls himself up on the door frame, finally gets his key in the lock... the door swings open and he falls flat on his face again..... he thinks "feck this" and proceeds to crawl upstairs and into bed. The next morning his missus wakes him up with a cuppa and says "were you drunk last night Paddy" and he says "jaysus Mary I'm sorry love, did I make a terrible racket when I came home?" To which she replied "no, Mick phoned... you left yer wheelchair in the pub again!"
paddy and murphy are in the pub, paddy says "i'm going on holiday on friday murph, do you want me to bring some fags back". murphy says "yea tanks mate, get me 200 benson", 2 weeks pass and paddy sees murph and says "i've got ya fags murph you owe me £74.50" murphy says "£74.50, fuck me pad where'd ya go on holiday?. paddy replies "butlins"
I don't get this. Why's he buying cigs from Butlins?
