I nipped into Boots yesterday to get some lunch (how long can it stay at £2.99?) and they had massive displays of their "3 for 2" Christmas presents. It's September, Christmas is three weary, miserable months away, and they have all these ugly sodding presents on display.
How long before they start playing bloody Jingle Bells?
Dude, it's been 7 years since Jacob Marley died...
Give Bob Cratchett some more coal for tiny Tim.









