How do monkeys make toast ?
They stick it under a gorilla
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ArthurP wrote:
How do monkeys make toast ?
They stick it under a gorilla
HAHAHAHA!
I love silly jokes
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Two goldfish are swimming about in a tank, one turns to the other and says:
“Are you driving this thing or am i?”
haha
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Gahoo wrote:
Two goldfish are swimming about in a tank, one turns to the other and says:
“Are you driving this thing or am i?”
haha
:D
teacher : can anyone name a bird with a long neck ?
pupil : Naomi Campbell ?
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Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
So stupid, it's brilliant.
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nvm
Edited Thu 18 Sep at 11:02pm
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Why dont cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
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I had the fright of my life this morning. I woke up in my hotel room,
turned on the T.V and this televangelist came on. He said, "you may not
know this, but today you have already sinned." I thought, "I've just
woken up - what the hell could I have done?" I turned to my sister
and
she hadn't got a clue either.
Why should you never shag a midget with learning difficulties?
It's not big and it's not clever.
An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin. They
had been queuing for 3 weeks to see Closed For The Winter.
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One
of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low
doorway
as he entered the stable. Jesus Christ! he exclaimed. Joseph said,
Write
that down, Mary; it's better than Dave!
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of
humour my plumber has.
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat
Chunky." The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings
it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat
cow ."
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind
a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a s*it."
Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a
"suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was
still in it.
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought
the obvious one was "Shout For Help".
Yesterday a severe stutterer was sent to prison for drink driving. He
was given six months but the police don't think he will finish his
sentence
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This is right up my street so...
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What's yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick!
What's red and sits in a corner?
A naughty bus!
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a flick knife!
What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
How do you know if elephants have been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter!
I could go on... and probably will do later!!
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What do you call a baby with a stick up its arse?
Kebaby
What do you say to a baby with a stick up its arse to make it quiet?
Shish Kebaby
What do you call a baby with a stick up its arse and no organs?
Donor kebaby.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the lane and turned into a field.
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