Just been sent this...
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South African Minister of Health Manto Tshabalala-Msimang tells those with HIV to eat garlic and beetroot.
The former deputy president, Jacob Zuma told the Johannesburg High Court that he took a shower - after having sex with the HIV positive complainant without a condom - as he believed this minimised his risk of contracting the disease.
"Go to sleep earlier so that you can grow and be cleverer" - Minister of Minerals and Energy Buyelwa Sonjica unveiling a 10 point plan to encourage South Africans to change their electricity usage habits.
"It is one of the things that would make it (the tournament) a success because we hear of many rapes, because people don't have access to them (women)" - ANC MP George Lekgetho on the benefits of legalizing prostitution for the 2010 world cup.
Sleep tight South Africa. Your government has everything under control.
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