Human evolution is grinding to a halt, according to a leading genetics expert.

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oh!
This IS as good as it gets... I'm not sure if I'm reassured or not.

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Survival of the fittest amongst humans dwindled out years ago.
We have no reason to evolve. We breed like rats, have access to more food and shelter than we realise (even though we moan that we don't becuase we're just greedy gits) and we are gradually eliminating illness and disease dragging our ugly arses into slow senility.

A good f*cking global natural disater would help shake things back up :-)

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everybody can do there bit by killing chavs

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Are you volunteering to be the first to be wiped out then?

Anyway, shuts and I are way ahead - doomsday virus is ready, and almost finished cloning shuts to repopulate the earth after.

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So the future's Scouse then?

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Can I be first in line for the virus then? Looking for human guinea pigs?

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The scouse elements will be removed, proplus.

Are you saying you desperately want to die before you see a world full of shutupacuts ;)

Steve jones was a lecturer of mine, v good speaker but impossible to make notes from for exams. He used to end his lectures offering to autograph his book if we had bought any copies of them. That was their favourite scam - making their books or texts the ones needed for their course.

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That and the fact I dont even want to consider how they will reproduce.

I cant help myself here, are you going to make hemaphrodite shuts? You could just call them shets.

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I suppose I should clone a perfect mate for him. Any volunteers, mansized ladies?

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