So if you're really overweight like but you don't want to give up the booze can weights and stuff really help? I'm not that heavy a drinker, don't get me wrong, I just have four or five pints a night, that sort of thing. Is it worth me joing a gym?
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Wolfgang wrote:
So if you're really overweight like but you don't want to give up the booze can weights and stuff really help? I'm not that heavy a drinker, don't get me wrong, I just have four or five pints a night, that sort of thing. Is it worth me joing a gym?
Hi, simply go on the booze and fags diet. Up your intake to ten pints a night and see if you can smerk ten cartons of Lambert and Butlers while you're at it. See the weight drip off!
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Maybe I should just change the kinda clothes I wear. Do you think kaftans are still cool? Cos if I wore something like that it wouldn't really show my gut would it?
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Wolfgang wrote:
Maybe I should just change the kinda clothes I wear. Do you think kaftans are still cool? Cos if I wore something like that it wouldn't really show my gut would it?
Or a burqa? They can be quite flattering :-)
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will wrote:
Wolfgang wrote:
Maybe I should just change the kinda clothes I wear. Do you think kaftans are still cool? Cos if I wore something like that it wouldn't really show my gut would it?
Or a burqa? They can be quite flattering :-)
Difficult with fags though....wouldn't want to catch fire. Dead embarrassing that'd be.
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Wolfgang wrote:
Difficult with fags though....wouldn't want to catch fire. Dead embarrassing that'd be.
The jihad look though? Like it. Oh dear, going to hell = no virgins
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