A young girl is riding her new bike when a policeman approaches her on a horse.
'Did father Christmas bring you that?' he asks.
She nods.
The policeman says 'well next time tell him to put a reflector on it' and fines her £5.
The girl looks at the policeman and says 'thats a nice horse, did father christmas bring you that?'
He chuckles and says 'yes he did'
She replies 'well next time tell him the dick goes under the horse not on top'
Edited Tue 23 Jan 2007 at 9:46am
