Ramsay: Carrots increase penis growth

Gordon “fucking” Ramsay has come up with an ingenious tactic to get his children to eat their vegetables

The foul mouthed father of four told the Daily Star: “With my son, Jack, I tell him the more carrots he eats, the bigger his widger will grow.

“After each mouthful he keeps looking down the front of his shorts to check."

He also took the opportunity to slag off mums and dads who don’t insist on giving their kids enough fruit and veg saying:

“I can't believe that so many children are so fussy, and that so many parents let them get away with it."

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Daily Star, Digital Spy, Tue 13 Jun 2006 at 5:12pm

 

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